I hate it when people make the comment “why do you wear all that makeup” because it’s like wowwww ok I finally feel comfortable with my appearance and you shot it down like alright

My friend and I went to a college party last night and stole all of the Hershey bars in the house and then left I luv myself

But I hate myself too much to let you in and hopefully you’ll never know that


Sorry for my drunk handwriting but I found this in my pocket from last night.